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Best Knock Knock Jokes

Best Knock Knock Jokes!!!!

As everyone knows, I love jokes. Jokes of all sorts. So here are some of my favorite and best knock-knock jokes. (You’re welcome) And here’s a video of me and Logan being Knock Knock Jokesters. We might have a future in comedy, what do you think? Should I quit my day job? Oh wait, I don’t have one!! 🙂

P.S. my boyfriend just watched this video and here’s his comment to it..
(Mo-) Knock knock
(Me-) Who’s there?
(Mo-) Disguise.
(Me-) Disguise who?
(Mo-) This guy is your boyfriend!
(Me-) You’re a dork. I love it.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Gorilla Who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I’m hungry.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive who?
Olive Harry Potter!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

Ahahahaha… feel free to leave your best knock knock jokes as a comment!!

Who’s there? Danielle. Danielle who? Danielle, the best joke teller, duh.

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